Dear Bob:
Who wins in a catfight Terri or Katie Couric?
Sue


Bob Writes:
Dear Sue,
Terri. She has a longer reach, and sharper talons.
BS

Dear Bob:

Dear Bob:
What is the best way to clean old LP Records?
Roger


Bob Writes:
Dear Roger,
The best thing to do is to download the songs you like onto your computer or iPod.
BS

Dear Bob:
Do you think jersey babes are better than MN babes?
Happy Hammer


Bob Writes:
Dear Happy Hammer,
You should have asked me that question when I was a single fella. I don't pay attention to it any more.
BS

Dear Bob:
Why cant you answer your e-mails quicker ?
Jeff


Bob Writes:
Dear Jeff,
I can answer them quicker. I just don't want to answer yours quicker.
BS

Dear Bob:
Do you mow your grass or do you hire someone?
Dick


Bob Writes:
Dear Dick,
I tell my kid to do it. Why? You have a lawn service and trolling for new clients?
BS

Dear Bob:
I was in Southern Illinois last week meeting some business clients in their corporate offices. Since 95% of the employees there are true Amish and the parking lot held more horses and carriages then cars I really needed a "clean" presentation. Judging from the large smile on my bosses face all was going well until I was bombarded with questions and felt over whelmed with no support from my boss. I replied in a loud voice,"lets not get the cart in front of the horse" as I watched my bosses smile turn upside. It did quiet the room though. Have you ever put you foot in your mouth or use a poison pen or do you think before speaking or leave it to the other guys-Grandpa Sid? -Mr. New Job Seeker
Robert


Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
Well, at least you didn't make a crack about zippers or buttons.
BS

Dear Bob:
Give me a prediction on the vikes this year? I saw 11-5.. Also do you think the stadium bill will pass next year? I hope so.
John


Bob Writes:
Dear John,
You saw 11-5? What did you see for Saturday's Powerball numbers?
BS

Dear Bob:
In 1976 I lost the 8 year old Punt, Pass and Kick by 21 feet. I cried all the way home and into the next day until I ran out of tears. Did you ever cry like a baby as a kid or did you just accept your failures and cheat next time? -Mr. Sore Loser
Robert


Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
Apparently, you're not the one who said, "Failure is not an option."
BS

Dear Bob:
I bit my neighbor's hand after he tried to shake it while meeting him and his wife. I held on until he kicked me in the store sending me into a heap on the ground and his wife running back into their suburban castle. Had no real reason for biting him, other than showing him who is "Top Dog" in our Woodbury hood. Have you ever done anything just because you felt like it maybe like a towel snap in one of the professional team locker-room or bite a co-worker like Terri or Tom? If so did it taste like chicken?
Robert


Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
It's time to go off the meds.
BS