Dear Bob:
You were wrong (again) about Cliff Lee going to the Twins. Have you thought of maybe pursuing a different occupation? Do you have any skills other than shotty sports reporting? Maybe I can help.
Happy Hammer


Bob Writes:
Dear Happy Hammer,
Well, at least I know it's shoddy, not shotty, as in: Your e-mail has shoddy spelling in it.
BS

Dear Bob:
Can you help me understand why a president that smokes is trying to determine what I should eat, how I should exercise, and what my overall healthcare options should be?
Jon


Bob Writes:
Dear Jon,
Next time he calls me for advice, I'll bring it up to him.
BS

Dear Bob:
Since my divorce, I've been doing nothing but washing white tube socks and going through hand lotion like it's last call or the wee hours of the morning in cell block 9. Could you forward a number or two of hot chicks for me to call or should I call Passolt and cruise local night clubs after his newscast wearing the funniest, fanciest pants and shirts? Any interest in joining our little gang of minute men or you cool?
Robert


Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
Geez, if only I didn't have to do a wash.
BS

Dear Bob:
Is there anyone dumber and more naive than a liberal?
JW


Bob Writes:
Dear JW,
Liberals aren't dumb. They are passionate..
BS

Dear Bob:
2 divided by 1 and that is what I will be without you Bobby Boy. Who said it?
A. Some stocker from Woodbury?
B. A guy who is everything you would not want to be?
C. 45 Year old man still living with his mother chasing spiders in her basement?
Your guess?
Robert


Bob Writes:
Dear Robert,
Huh?
BS

Dear Bob:
In your humble, honest and professional opinion, which pro athlete has an ego bigger than Lebron James?
Amy


Bob Writes:
Dear Amy,
Nobody. When it comes to egos, he is the King.
BS

Dear Bob:
will the twins make a big move at the break for a real closer or a veteran starter ???
Don


Bob Writes:
Dear Don,
You can bet on this: Don't bet on it.
BS